13 June, 2010
The moth died tragically shortly after England’s 1-1 draw with USA in the World Cup 2010 Group C match, when it flew in under a pan which was sitting atop a lit gas ring. Ironically, the moth bounced twice before the disastrous incident, in a strange coincidence relating to the USA shot which bounced twice before England’s own disaster.
A 1 second silence will be held before the next World Cup match in honour of the moth.
A cremation will take place during preparation of Sunday breakfast, which will feature a traditional fry-up. A wake will follow with food and beverages.
A poorly planned tribute, a candlelit vigil, which will take place Sunday evening for moths to pay their respects, is not expected to draw many moths due to the risks involved, though it is believed they will change their minds once the flame is lit.
6 May, 2010
The Sun’s comparison of David Cameron to Barack Obama just doesn’t work. Will it work on the British Sun-reading public? Will is be ‘The Sun Wot Won It’? You know, like when they backed Labour in 1997 (because Labour were obviously going to win).
Not only have they tried to portray Cameroon as Obama-esque and a symbol of change and of being a winner, a new leader, but they Americanised the subtitle with In Cameron We Trust. No. Sorry Murdoch. It’s too blatant and I think you (or your newspaper) has made a booboo. It’s too cheesy, too in your face and well, it’s just like you are telling people how to vote. Nice try.
In the words of the song – ‘fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!’
Now look, you’ve made me swear on my blog. But if the floaters swallow your propoganda, all I can say is ‘And now you do what they told ya, now you’re under control‘
The real Barack Obama
Killing In The Name Of by Rage Against The Machine
6 April, 2010
I took this online survey which lets you select from a choice of party policies in various areas, such as Crime, Environment and Education, etc. The policies are displayed without the name of the party which is proposing them. I was surprised by the results, but don’t think it will change the way I intend to vote. I’ll probably try it again and see if it makes a difference.
It’s a handy tool for the upcoming UK General Election on 6th May 2010.
So which party’s policies do your ideas most closely match? Conservative? Labour? Liberal Democrats? Green? Other? Find out by taking the survey by following the link below..
VoteForPolicies.org.uk
