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R.I.P. God (23 October 4004 B.C. – 24 November 1859)

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

It was 150 years ago today, in London, England, that the publication of Charles Robert Darwin’s ‘On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection‘ led to the fate of the Creator deity, commonly known as ‘God’.

God, who had seemingly enjoyed an almost universal popularity, with the masses singing his praises in church on Sundays, had always claimed to have created all the species as they were, and then destroyed them with a flood, except for the beasts that Noah took upon the Ark. Darwin showed this wasn’t necessarily so, by describing his observations and findings from his 5 year voyage aboard H.M.S. Beagle, backed by evidence from another 20 years research.

In 1859 it had become evident that the Beagle had sunk the Ark, which was lost without a trace. There were no survivors.

Though word was slow to spread, and some still aren’t aware of the deity’s fatality, it has been apparent that the notion of the Almighty Creator has been dead for 150 years.

Upon this day, the 150th anniversary of Jehovah’s passing, our thoughts are with His Holy family.

On the Origin of Species‘ is available to read online at:

Atheist’s Guide To Christmas

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

There’s Probably No Santa Claus.. I mean There’s Probably No God: The Atheist’s Guide To Christmas is out now.

You’ve travelled on the bus, you’ve worn the t-shirt, now comes the book..

It’s edited by Atheist Bus Campaign creator Ariane Sherine and contributors include Richard Dawkins, Charlie Brooker, Ben Goldacre, Jenny Colgan, David Baddiel, Simon Singh, AC Grayling, Brian Cox and Richard Herring. The full book advance and all royalties will go to the UK HIV charity Terrence Higgins Trust.

Atheist's Guide To Christmas

Atheist's Guide To Christmas

He died then rose again to save mankind

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

He was killed, then came back to life to save humanity. He is alive and lives in the sky with the Angels and the man with white hair.

He was my childhood hero, but I no longer have faith that he is ‘real’.

His name is Captain Scarlet. He lives on Cloudbase with the Angels, Colonel White, Captain Blue and other members of Spectrum who defend Earth from the attacks of the Mysterons.