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Two Jesus Christs

Saturday, June 13th, 2009

I had two Jesus Christs on the ward. And they both spent the entire day explaining, “I am Jesus Christ.” They buttonholed everybody and explained, “I am the real Jesus Christ.”

And so I put John and Alberto on a bench and told them, “You sit there. Now, each of you tells me you’re Jesus Christ. Now, John, I want you to explain to Alberto that you, not he, are Jesus Christ. Alberto, you tell John, you are the real Jesus Christ and he is not; you are.”

I kept them sitting on that bench, explaining to each other all day long that they were the true Jesus Christ. And after about a month, John said, “I’m Jesus Christ and that crazy Alberto says that he is Jesus Christ.”

I said to John, “You know, John, you say the same thing he says. And he says the same things that you say. Now, I think that one of you is crazy, because there is only one Jesus Christ.”

John thought that over for a week. He said, “I’m saying the same things as that crazy fool is saying. He’s crazy and I’m saying what he says. That must mean I’m crazy too; and I don’t want to be crazy.”

…Erickson places John in situations where he can discover for himself that his ideas are delusional…[Rosen's commentary]

My Voice Will Go With You – The Teaching Tales of Milton Erickson, edited by Sidney Rosen, p201. Norton, 1991

Now, if we could only sit theists of different persuasions on benches..

‘Now, A, you believe your God is the one and only true God, and B, you believe your God is the one and only true God. Now I want you to..’

I am a Young Earth Atheist!

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

The world is about 200 years old, not 6,000 as Young Earth Creationists claim!

Initially, this seemed not to fit with current scientific/historical evidence. So we did some theorising in order to sustain our primary concept.

We now think that time itself was compressed in the beginning, in a ‘Big Boom’ event which squashed time so that eons were squeezed into seconds and the Earth was formed by matter rapidly collapsing onto an ‘invisible pink hole‘ phenomena, causing the increase in chronological acceleration.

We do not deny Darwinian Evolution by means of natural selection. Nor do we deny the scientific methodexcept for that which may contradict our view on the world being 209 years old. But we do think this may be taken into account considering our ‘time-crush‘ theory.

We do not wish our view to be taught in schools, but think it would be rather nice if it were incorporated into nursery rhymes for pre-school children.

Therefore, we are now living in the year 209! YEA!

Our acronymic motto, Y.E.A., is synonymous with the colloquialism of the English word ‘yes’: ‘yea[h]‘ – the most positive word South of the North Pole*.

Let me hear you say ‘YEA!’.

(We are expecting a century bug in our devices in the year 300, when conventional computers will click over to the year 2100. For those worried about their digital watches, we are sure a sticker will be available on eBay nearer the time. There is no need for widespread panic, please..)

*(Unless a group starts up called ‘Young Earth Secularists’, which would leave us more than a little peeved.)

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