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Two Jesus Christs

Saturday, June 13th, 2009

I had two Jesus Christs on the ward. And they both spent the entire day explaining, “I am Jesus Christ.” They buttonholed everybody and explained, “I am the real Jesus Christ.”

And so I put John and Alberto on a bench and told them, “You sit there. Now, each of you tells me you’re Jesus Christ. Now, John, I want you to explain to Alberto that you, not he, are Jesus Christ. Alberto, you tell John, you are the real Jesus Christ and he is not; you are.”

I kept them sitting on that bench, explaining to each other all day long that they were the true Jesus Christ. And after about a month, John said, “I’m Jesus Christ and that crazy Alberto says that he is Jesus Christ.”

I said to John, “You know, John, you say the same thing he says. And he says the same things that you say. Now, I think that one of you is crazy, because there is only one Jesus Christ.”

John thought that over for a week. He said, “I’m saying the same things as that crazy fool is saying. He’s crazy and I’m saying what he says. That must mean I’m crazy too; and I don’t want to be crazy.”

…Erickson places John in situations where he can discover for himself that his ideas are delusional…[Rosen's commentary]

My Voice Will Go With You – The Teaching Tales of Milton Erickson, edited by Sidney Rosen, p201. Norton, 1991

Now, if we could only sit theists of different persuasions on benches..

‘Now, A, you believe your God is the one and only true God, and B, you believe your God is the one and only true God. Now I want you to..’

No helicopter in the Bible

Friday, May 29th, 2009

My earliest memories of Jesus.. At primary school I remember singing in assembly about Jesus and the parties he had with his sofa. The words of the song were:

“Dance then wherever you may be, I am the Lord of the dance settee..”

Another memory which may have preceded the sofa dance was the image planted in my mind by the response from my father when asked the question, ‘Daddy, who’s Jesus?’.

“He’s like a doctor in the sky who makes people better”

Well, I had a vivid image of a low-flying helicopter (probably like something seen on Skippy) hovering over the green where we lived, with a very cool guy, half climbing out of one side in flared suit, tie, flowing c.1970 hairstyle and a briefcase which would contain his stethoscope. In fact, he probably looked like one of The Beatles in a TV detective’s suit. I still have that image in my mind now.

So, as far as I know, there was no helicopter in the Bible, and I realise I misheard the words to ‘Lord of the Dance‘.